shadow speaking recording

Newsroom




It’s not the greatest country in the world. That’s my answer…

Sharon, the NEA is a loser. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paycheck, but he gets to hit you with it anytime he wants.

 It doesn’t cost money, it costs votes. It costs airtime / and column inches.

 You know why people don’t like liberals? Because they lose. /  If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so goddamn always?

 And with a straight face, / you’re gonna tell students that America is so star-spangled awesome that we’re the only ones in the world who have freedom?

 Canada has freedom. Japan / has freedom. The UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, Belgium / has freedom!

So, 207 sovereign states in the world, like / 180 of them have freedom.

And yeah, you… sorority girl. /

 Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there’s some things you should know.

 One of them is: /  there’s absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the greatest country in the world.

We’re 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force and number 4 in exports.

 We lead the world /  in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, / number of adults who believe angels are real / and defense spending, / 

where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined, / 25 of whom / are allies.

 Now, none of this is the fault of a 20-year-old college student,

but you, nonetheless, are, without a doubt, a member of the worst / period / generation / period / ever period,

so when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, / I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about!

Yosemite?!





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